1. "If you show someone something you’ve written, you give them a sharpened stake, lie down in your coffin, and say, ‘When you’re ready.’"
    — David Mitchell, Black Swan Green (via feellng)
     

  2. FRIENDLY REMINDER FOR US COLLEGE-BOUND STUDENTS

    howtogrowthefuckup:

    SO HELP ME GOD YOU LITTLE SHITS BETTER USE FAFSA.GOV TO FILL OUT YOUR FUCKING FAFSA.

    IF YOU PAY $88 TO FILE YOUR FAFSA AT FAFSA.COM, I WILL SMACK THE DUMB LOOK RIGHT OFF YOUR DAMN FACES. FAFSA.COM IS NOT AFFILIATED WITH THE US DEPARTMENT OF ED. THEY ARE BAD PEOPLE WHO WILL TAKE YOUR MONEY AND CHARGE YOU TO FILL OUT A FREE FORM.  A FREE FUCKING FORM. FREE IS THE FIRST WORD IN THE ACRONYM!

    .GOV IS LOVE. .COM IS A PUTRID POOL OF FUCKERY.

    -THE VERY ANGRY SUDDEN ADULT

    (via duns-for-hands)

     
  3. minithecorgi:

    A sour candy fell on the floor and this happened. She did this for about an hour

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  4. "The church has never been about “only Christians can come.” And the name comes from a reference of Matthew 5:14 of being a light to the world, and that’s cool. It’s talking about the world, and it’s for everybody. Everybody’s invited. It’s not an exclusive place at all, and I think that that’s pretty incredible."
    — Josh Dun, of twenty one pilots, on their church’s name change http://youtu.be/VLj0HQq1RTE (via twentyonefighters)

    (via duns-for-hands)

     

  5. gufiaoo:

    Taking a picture with Avril Lavigne like

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  8. virginsacrificer:

    "do u want the rest of my food"

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    "here u can have them"

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    (via interjects)

     

  9. fasterfood:

    why the hell do babies cry after they shit themselves like u got urself into this mess buddy dont make it everyone else’s problem. like have some fuckin responsibility for once

    (via suburbanwhitemum)

     

  10. kanyewestevil:

    WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS

    (Source: kanyewesticle, via crystallized-teardrops)

     
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  12. kiransingh:

    the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

    (via interjects)

     

  13. dutchster:

    when you try to flick away a bug but it comes towards you instead

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  14. iconsmagcon:

    THIS SHOULD BE ON EVERYONE’S BLOG.

    (Source: pattinson-mcguinness, via encourage)

     
  15. (Source: feellng)